What is a Rave Party ?

Lol, A rave or rave party is a term in use since the 1980s, to describe dance parties (often all-night events) with fast-paced electronic music and light shows... now this is just bull shit.
How to Organize a Rave Party ?
1. Dark place to organize the party. Farming land away from Highway, the best choice for location. An Old Farm House or even a Rugged Cold Storage could prove useful here.
2. Don’t invite unsocial people.
3. NO DRUGS :- Statutory Warning, I know what you will end up with ;-)
4. Invite 60% Girls (STRICTLY THESE TYPES OF GIRLS) and 40% Boys
5. Classiest Totally Talli/Drunk Disc Jockey from town.
6. 5 to 10 gallon thermal tubs of iced liquid and iced lemonade. Dont keep heavy food items, only unlimited light snacks.
7. Hippi wear, wigs, loose lowers, sleeveless tops, UFO Pants.
8. Neon Lights and artificial fog.
9. Treat DJ's like animals. Be strict but not aggressive. This is your night, Don’t let the DJ dictate to you!
10. Don’t forget that the Police has the right to raid the party, so keep it on the secretiest location as possible.
11. DO NOT INVITE CENTY PEOPLE, no matter how educated, they will drink furiously and bash some guy because of some girl. refer point 17.
12. Before even inviting your best friend, people will start contacting you; Rave Party news spreads like a plague, BE VERY CAREFUL in inviting people. The silly you go with invitations, double the chances of a raid or failure.
13. Arrange a power generator for backup.
14. No where near residential place. Start exactly at 11:00pm
15. A Strict LOW to Beer, Whiskey and Scotch. People come there to get NUTS and not show class. Get Desi Daroo, Khamba's, Vodka+RUM Shots, SHOOTERS and you know what else ;-).
16. Cigars, Bidi's and Cigarettes [plus you know what!]
17. Hire 4 Hidden Bouncers for every 20 people.
18. Musical Instruments like Guitars, Violen, Mambo and Hippi Stuff (easily gettable on rent)
19. AGAIN, Invite secretly and only to fool proof and sure shot guests. If possible keep your identity secret, design a way in which everyone is the organizer.
20. Lastly, don't waste time wrapping up, once its over, just Drive Off.
ARTICLE COMPILED BY ADMIN FOR PERSONAL USE AND FRIENDS, PLEASE USE THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. WE CLAIM NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED POINTS.

Lol, A rave or rave party is a term in use since the 1980s, to describe dance parties (often all-night events) with fast-paced electronic music and light shows... now this is just bull shit.
Rave Party is an underground movement on PLUR (peace, love, unity, respect) united by a combination of very loud rave/trance music, hot sexy girls (firangis, hippies and desis), unlimited entertainment and "club drugs" such as MDMA, cocaine, amphetamines ketamine, smack, grass etc.
How to Organize a Rave Party ?
1. Dark place to organize the party. Farming land away from Highway, the best choice for location. An Old Farm House or even a Rugged Cold Storage could prove useful here.
2. Don’t invite unsocial people.
3. NO DRUGS :- Statutory Warning, I know what you will end up with ;-)
4. Invite 60% Girls (STRICTLY THESE TYPES OF GIRLS) and 40% Boys
5. Classiest Totally Talli/Drunk Disc Jockey from town.
6. 5 to 10 gallon thermal tubs of iced liquid and iced lemonade. Dont keep heavy food items, only unlimited light snacks.
7. Hippi wear, wigs, loose lowers, sleeveless tops, UFO Pants.
8. Neon Lights and artificial fog.
9. Treat DJ's like animals. Be strict but not aggressive. This is your night, Don’t let the DJ dictate to you!
10. Don’t forget that the Police has the right to raid the party, so keep it on the secretiest location as possible.
11. DO NOT INVITE CENTY PEOPLE, no matter how educated, they will drink furiously and bash some guy because of some girl. refer point 17.
12. Before even inviting your best friend, people will start contacting you; Rave Party news spreads like a plague, BE VERY CAREFUL in inviting people. The silly you go with invitations, double the chances of a raid or failure.
13. Arrange a power generator for backup.
14. No where near residential place. Start exactly at 11:00pm
15. A Strict LOW to Beer, Whiskey and Scotch. People come there to get NUTS and not show class. Get Desi Daroo, Khamba's, Vodka+RUM Shots, SHOOTERS and you know what else ;-).
16. Cigars, Bidi's and Cigarettes [plus you know what!]
17. Hire 4 Hidden Bouncers for every 20 people.
18. Musical Instruments like Guitars, Violen, Mambo and Hippi Stuff (easily gettable on rent)
19. AGAIN, Invite secretly and only to fool proof and sure shot guests. If possible keep your identity secret, design a way in which everyone is the organizer.
20. Lastly, don't waste time wrapping up, once its over, just Drive Off.
ARTICLE COMPILED BY ADMIN FOR PERSONAL USE AND FRIENDS, PLEASE USE THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. WE CLAIM NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED POINTS.
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