Now I am sure what you think of this Image. I would appreciate your comments below but first, lemme just explain what is happening here.
This Aunty's name is Satwant Kaur [ aka Sumatami Kustav ] and she lives in Singapore. She was here in India last week and eventually did get a chance to visit Punjab and see its Culture, Villages, Life and People. She is religiously so inspired by the Punjabi Culture, that its presence is felt in her every day-to-day activity. For an example, See the picture here; What she is doing is not called eternal love or immense devotion; Its called Punjabi Pappa [lol]
Definition : A Pappi, when given with immense love and a little [I repeat again, just a little ] Punjabi Touch is automatically converted into a Pappa
Statuary Warning : Please do not try this at home, Pappa is copyright of Punjab, India and should be given and taken only when you have the Punjabi Touch. With the Blessings of the 10 Gurus, 5 Rivers and the Immense love from the Punjabi's, A Pappa could be the only Divine thing that you will ever learn.LMAO
Pssst... What are you thinking of, If you are a Cute Babe [ at-least as cute as the baby is the picture above ], Come to Delhi and ask any Taxi Driver to take you to Jallandhar Bus Stand; He will definately see your skinny Firangi Face and charge you 4 times the usual fare, take you via the longest route and finally drop you just at the desired location. [Please don't fall for the Erotic and Swindling Harbhajan Singh Yogi Sex Force Increment Posters in Jallandhar Bus Stand, Go Straight in, Catch a Tukker Bus to Amritsar, Try getting involved in a conversation with your seat mate :p, Extract your body from the Bus at the Amritsar Bus Stand, Take a Rickshaw to The GOLDEN TEMPLE, Relax and address the Esteemed False King of Punjab The Rikshaw Puller as BHAYIA [ Pronounced as Bha+yeah or Bha+Yae ], Take a dip in the Holy Water [ oops, Hope you paid the swine Bha+Yea a dime and not a dollar :p ], Have Parontha's, Khatte Ladoo, Gola, Falsa, Kulcha and Amritsari Special Re-Re-Re Packed Bisleri Water. Head Straight back home.
Amazed, Where did I miss the Kiss part, lol, Dear It was all there, through and through; Don't belive me, Okay. Grab the first kid [ under 5 ] you see when you land back in your home town and kiss him. I am sure you will give him a Pappa instead of a Soft Kiss.
Why ????
Oh My God, You have the Required Latest Punjabi Touch Embedded in You Dear... Remember those parantha's and re-re packed water :p
lol, Just kidding, Wrote this post as a Merry Christmas Jolly Gift for my Subscribers.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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