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Sexy Frog
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $2 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl... more

Santa Banta aur Ghanta
Ek gaon mein teen bhai Santa, Banta aur Ghanta apne maa baap ke saath rehte the... Unki rozi roti ka sirf ek he zaria tha...unki ek bhains. (buffalo). Us ka he doodh bech ke woo apna guzara karte the...more

Smallcox
A young couple left their wedding reception, arriving at the hotel for the first night of their honeymoon. They cracked the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks...more

ICICI Defaulters
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....more

Performance and not Position
Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. Lord Dharamraj asks him...more

Honey : Men are Men
An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost...more

Pakistani Strategy
Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money tospend. Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10...more

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